Friday, January 29, 2010

look at this fucking clever pest


Video courtesy of Tim Quigley.

look at this fucking horrified puppy


Photo courtesy of Ryan Richards.

look at this fucking overzealous dog

internal dog dialogue:

master, i've retrieved the stick. and the other three sticks.
and the ball.
master? a little help?

look at this fucking imminent death

mouse, you dead.

Photo courtesy of Ryan Richards.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

look at this fucking fearless mouse


go mommy mouse go!

look at this fucking unabashed elephant

when you're cooped up in a zoo, you take what you can get.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

look at this fucking pitiful cat

old, but classic photo.

Monday, January 25, 2010

look at this fucking great tit

No that's the bird's name, the Great Tit.
Read about their sperm, courtesy of National Geographic.
Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

Friday, January 22, 2010

look at this fucking frozen coyote


Negative 28 degrees Fahrenheit is pretty damn cold.
Cold-ass weather: nature's taxidermy.

Whether or not this is staged, it's funny.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Look at this fucking intimidating midget

Anyone remember that Goosebumps book with the giant praying mantis? Even average size is awesome.

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Look at these fucking vicious seagulls

This does not bode well.

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Look at this fucking selfish spider

This black widow will only liquify and ingest a fraction of that tasty snake, but I'd still like to commend her on the ensnared jackpot.

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

look at this fucking malicious pigeon


that's just mean.

look at this fucking resourceful crustacean


This hermit crab knows how to benefit from excessive human waste.
Sweet greenhouse with possible chimney, Mr. Crab.
Watch your eyes! It's glass!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

look at this fucking sneaky bird


sucks to be you, kangaroo.

Look at this fucking backwards domination

Words...cannot...describe...

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look at these fucking chilly turtles

Monday, January 18, 2010

Look at these fucking spoiled cats

Mmm, cat food.
gotta love kitty costco.

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Sunday, January 17, 2010

look at thee fucking hooligans


general rule: wild animals dislike automobiles, but they seem to love the fun stuff inside and on top of said automobiles.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

look at this fucking deformed cutie


cats often end up in odd positions while sleeping, but this kitty looks like she was an extra in Total Recall.
photo credit: Ryan De La Cruz

look at these fucking endangered tigers

Sumatran Tigers, I already miss you.

Monday, January 11, 2010

look at these fucking kinky koalas

look at this fucking showoff


this gray whale really knows how to inspire both awe and life-threatening fear.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Look at this fucking feline detective

My mom sent this to me when I asked if she'd seen my friend's hat. Priceless

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Saturday, January 09, 2010

Look at these fucking loving felines

This is the couch. Get a room.

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Friday, January 08, 2010

Look at this fucking selfish douche

No, don't get up. Please, sprawl across the table so the humans can't get anything done.
It's all about you right?

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look at this fucking insect crime scene


someone call a tiny David Caruso!

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Look at these fucking oblivious cats

Smaller felines such as these would normally never get this close to anything sporting a leopard pattern, but in the domesticated, uninformed laziness of housecats, they don't seem to care.

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look at this fucking amazing walrus skill

look at this fucking intrusive cow


quit grillin me, or i will grill you.

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

look at these fucking frat toads




cane toads can inflate their bodies to make their size seem unappetizing to predators, and also to appear bigger and bulkier when that one cheerleader toad walks by the frogpong table.
male cane toads frequently wrestle for mates, and a recent discovery shows that females also inflate their bodies to make sure they get the biggest, strongest and simply best-dressed male toad in the swamp.
click me but be gentle

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

look at this fucking massive salamander


only in Japan...
seriously though.

look at this fucking flightless bat


the fennec fox can hear its prey moving underground.
take note, Tremors worms. this cute killer is coming for you.

Saturday, January 02, 2010

look at these fucking useless cats

Would it kill them to contribute to the household?

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look at this fucking slutty dog

slut

Like what you see?

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look at this fucking sleepy ferret

Dutchie!

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