Look At This Fucking Creature

look at this fucking insect war

2012-01-10T14:43:00.000-05:00

look at this fucking biblical shark birth

2012-01-09T13:18:00.002-05:00

Photograph by Rodger Klein, Getty Images
A captive female zebra shark has displayed asexual reproduction for the fourth year running.
Read National Geographic's article about this astoundingly common process.

look at this fucking mimicry arms race

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An octopus mimicking a fish becomes the background to another fish's mimicry. My head hurts.

look at these fucking suckling cubs

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Courtesy of Aaron Buckley

look at this fucking good-natured grizzly

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True, this may be a Kodiak, but alliteration trumps biological accuracy.

Courtesy of Casey Catelli.

look at this fucking biscuit

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I'm breaking my own rule and posting a photo I took of something cute and friendly. So sue me.

look this fucking vertically-challenged canine

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look at this fucking fearless douche

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That seal would destroy you in a second. Why disturb her slumber?

look at these fucking surfing geese

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look at this fucking azure lizard

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Photograph courtesy Lutz Obelgonner, WWF

look at these fucking creepy toes

2011-06-23T17:29:00.002-04:00

Bush-meat is such an odd concept to begin with, why would you ever think it's efficient to eat these adorable little tarsiers?
Photograph courtesy Geoff Deehan

look at this fucking mammal battle

2011-06-22T10:54:00.002-04:00

Aside from being delusional and barbaric, this man is a great candidate for the Darwin Awards.

look at this fucking gluttonous pelican

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look at this fucking insatiable bullfrog

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look at this fucking scuba spider

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This is one of few spiders species where the male is larger than the female. Also they spend their entire lives underwater. Cue horror.

Look at this fucking magician

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Photograph courtesy Roger Hanlon, Marine Biological Laboratory
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look at these fucking timelapse birds

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Look at this fucking recycled bedroom

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look at this fucking voyeuristic deer

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The bang sandwich doesn't surprise me, but the casual onlooker? Interesting.

Photo sent in by my mom.

look at this fucking mammal connection

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Courtesy of Gab C, the Youtube G

look at this fucking fearless flightless bird

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look at this fucking gun-toting goat

2011-03-26T13:16:00.000-04:00

Reminds me of a certain special Dr Seuss book.

look at this fucking recessive trait

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look at this fucking mariokart weapon

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Not quite a blue shell, a red shell or even a lowly green shell, but still fast and deadly.

look at this fucking tousled chipmunk

2011-02-11T10:26:00.005-05:00

let me fix your hair!

look at this fucking symbiotic shitter

2011-02-03T09:48:00.000-05:00

This bat sleeps in pitcher plants for protection, and the plant benefits from the nutrients in the bat's guano. Truly a horrifying relationship.
Photograph courtesy Holger Bohn

look at this fucking pampered king

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look at this fucking crafty cephalopod

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look at this fucking love story

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Look at this fucking domestic hippo

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somehow this is terrifying

look at this fucking bat wang

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Courtesy of SKilroy.

Look at this fucking live-mounted puppy

2010-12-29T19:44:00.003-05:00

Stuck in a wall. Classic.
http://m.gawker.com/5719425/have-you-ever-seen-a-dog-look-this-bummed

look at this fucking jubilant horse

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look at this fucking step ladder

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look at this fucking fuzzy overload

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look at this fucking regretful reptile

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Alligator: 0, Electric Eel: 0.
You both lose.

look at this fucking mosh-pit parrot

2010-12-08T20:55:00.000-05:00

Thanks to Molly and her always-open attitude.

look at this fucking perplexing oddity

2010-12-08T10:59:00.002-05:00

Photograph courtesy Laurence Madin, Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution
This 10cm segmented worm is actually called a squidworm.
Clever, I know.

look at this fucking purple octopus

2010-12-08T10:56:00.001-05:00

Photograph courtesy Bedford Institute of Oceanography

look at these fucking narrated friends

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look at this fucking USB attachment

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Look at this fucking religious rodent

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look at this fucking flying snake

2010-11-24T12:17:00.002-05:00

Photograph by Tim Laman, National Geographic
There are specially adapted snakes in Singapore.
Some of these snakes can glide up to 100 meters.
Moral of the story: do not go to Singapore.

look at this fucking winged fisherman

2010-11-24T12:12:00.001-05:00

Look at these fucking over-stimulated squirrels

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look at this fucking perturbed elephant

2010-11-23T10:04:00.000-05:00

Photograph courtesy Martin Nyfeler
Africa is tough: mother elephant can't even get a drink without being annoyed by crocodiles. Good news to sympathetic vegetarians: these pachyderms escaped relatively unscathed and the reptile sauntered hungrily back into the Nile. Just be grateful next time you pour from your Brita® filter and a 2-meter living dinosaur doesn't jump out to bite your face.

look at these fucking bear buddies

2010-11-22T15:19:00.000-05:00

Photograph by Oliver Klink

Look at this fucking dancing puffin

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look at these fucking deep-sea aliens

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Look at this fucking yoda frog

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look at this fucking albino moose

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What are the odds of seeing two of these together? Pretty low.

look at this fucking cute mutant

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Photo found by Carson Cram

look at this fucking canine gymnast

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look at this fucking fearless feline

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look at this fucking death from above

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Photo found by Carson Cram

look at this fucking armored transport

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look at these fucking organized flamingos

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Photograph by Robert B. Haas, National Geographic

look at this fucking big-ballin cricket

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Photograph courtesy Richard Richards, University of Derby for National Geographic
This cricket's testicles account for 14% of its body mass. For an average human male this would equate to a 22-pound sack.

look at this fucking independent woman

2010-11-09T10:46:00.001-05:00

Photograph courtesy Lee Grismer, for National Geographic
This Vietnamese lizard is an all-female species which reproduces by cloning. This is good for the Mekong restaurants that serve the lizards, since every family will taste pretty much the same.

look at this fucking great hiding spot

2010-11-08T20:17:00.000-05:00

Swat cat.

look at this fucking adorable baby seal

2010-11-03T11:07:00.001-04:00

Photograph by Norbert Rosing
A baby Harp Seal rests on the ice, basking in its own cuteness.

look at these fucking adventurous goats

2010-11-02T10:25:00.000-04:00

Photograph by Adriano Migliorati/Caters News
These Alpine Ibex have decided that the best way to get some salt in their diet is to climb an Italian dam and lick the stones.
I have no follow-up joke. That's just what they do.

look at this fucking iridescent arachnid

2010-10-28T14:54:00.000-04:00

Photograph courtesy Keegan Rowlinson, WWF
The Blue-Fanged Tarantula dines on birds, and also apparently has a taste for pure fear.

look at this fucking psychedelic frog

2010-10-28T13:50:00.000-04:00

Photograph courtesy Lars K., WWF
Poison dart frogs - cute but deadly.

look at this fucking boisterous ibex

2010-10-24T23:35:00.001-04:00

look at this fucking persistent squirrel

2010-10-18T10:33:00.001-04:00

Finally, a good use for a Slinky® besides those frustratingly unsatisfying staircase journeys. See Ace Ventura 2 for reference.

look at this fucking hi-5 of epic proportions

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look at this fucking impatient frog

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Photo Credit: CI / Stephen Richards
These newly discovered frogs skip the traditional tadpole phase and go from egg right to frog.
Slow your roll Mr Frog.

look at this fucking resistant kitty

2010-10-08T13:36:00.002-04:00

OK, listen... No lis... Listen to me!

look at this fucking pink eye

2010-10-08T11:56:00.001-04:00

Photograph courtesy Piotr Naskrecki, Conservation International
One of 40 new species of Leaf Katydid found in Papua New Guinea.

look at this fucking dark sider

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Photograph courtesy Kevin Raskoff, Monterey Peninsula College
Darth Vader would be proud, right before he destroyed the entire planet with the Death Star.

look at this fucking jumbo dumbo

2010-10-05T10:56:00.001-04:00

Photograph courtesy Census of Marine Life
Two kilometers under the ocean surface, human-sized octopus-like creatures lurk in search of food. Luckily, your puny body would be crushed by the pressure before this thing ate you.

look at this fucking hungry seal

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look at this fucking enthusiastic devil

2010-10-04T10:29:00.001-04:00

National Geographic Best Environmental Photograph.
Fucking awesome depth in this aerial photo.
Devil Rays off the coast of Baja California.
Photograph by Florian Schulz, EPOTY.org/Barcroft/Fame Pictures

look at this fucking pink fatty

2010-09-30T12:22:00.000-04:00

Photograph by Will and Matt Burrard-Lucas, Barcroft/Fame Pictures

look at this fucking weakling

2010-09-29T14:17:00.003-04:00

Man up and do your job.
or maybe the humans could make multiple trips and not traumatize the donkey.

look at this fucking transparent hermaphrodite

2010-09-27T10:56:00.002-04:00

This 3cm carnivorous nudibranch - or 'sea slug' if you want to be a
dick about it - is laying quite an attractive mass of eggs.
Unsurprisingly-fitting marine biologist quote of the day:
"That was a treat." -Jeff Goddard, UCSB
Photo credit: Jeff Goddard

Look at this fucking confused ass dog

2010-09-22T11:42:00.001-04:00

look at this fucking no-mess meal

2010-09-22T10:14:00.001-04:00

This catfish has an armored shell, which allows indigenous Peruvians
to barbecue the fish whole then eat the meat directly out of the
built-in bowl. Delicious.
Photograph courtesy Paulo Petry

look at this fucking resourceful rodent

2010-09-20T14:24:00.002-04:00

Well played, Mr Rodent.

Look at this fucking adorable hedgehog

2010-09-17T17:36:00.001-04:00

Toothless has never been so cute.

Photo courtesy Precipitation Expert Carrie Paul

look at these fucking exhibitionist prairie dogs

2010-09-14T09:23:00.001-04:00

Get a room, you two disgust me.

Guest blogger King Koopa

look at this fucking curious jaguar

2010-09-10T11:19:00.000-04:00

lesson learned. nobody fucks with da caiman.

look at this fucking shark-eating whale

2010-09-10T11:10:00.001-04:00

killer whale vs great white shark
mammals: 1 , fish: 0

look at this fucking giant goldfish

2010-09-09T17:32:00.000-04:00

Angler Raphael Biagini reeled in this 14kg koi in Southern France.
Stick that in your koi pond. Too late, he released it. Good luck catching that monster yourself.

look at this fucking grazing baby

2010-09-09T13:51:00.001-04:00

Photo courtesy Cohen North American Nature Photography, Maine Division

look at this fucking red squirrel

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Photo courtesy Cohen North American Nature Photography, Maine Division

look at this fucking bike race

2010-09-07T11:16:00.001-04:00

I think the humans are losing.

The Christmas Island Crab migration sounds like a horrifying
experience your first time, but I guess every first experience with
crabs would be horrible.

Photograph from Photolibrary

look at this fucking nut cracker

2010-09-01T11:49:00.002-04:00

The Pacu fish - related to Piranhas - sports creepy human-like teeth
that it uses to crack open fruits and nuts.
When swimming in Brasil, make sure you protect your delicate nuts and fruits.

look at this fucking drug-addled tiger

2010-08-30T11:54:00.002-04:00

Some asshole tried to smuggle a tranquilized tiger out of Thailand,
thinking it would slip past authorities if it was stuffed in a
suitcase full of toys. Apparently this person has not heard of X-ray
equipment.
This really should be titled "look at this fucking douchebag Thai
woman" but there are no photos of her on National Geographic.
Photograph by Sakchai Lalit, AP

look at this fucking enormous pencil

2010-08-26T16:09:00.001-04:00

That frog is full grown, so watch where you step in Borneo. One false
move with those fresh new Tims and you might wipe out an entire
species. Fortunately, they have a very loud croaking sound so you may
simply think you're hallucinating when you hear a frog and don't see
one.
Classic Borneo.

Photo courtesy: Indraneil Das, Institute of Biodiversity and
Environmental Conservation

Digital Herpetologist: Gabrielle Cohen

look at this fucking vengeful bull

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unfortunately, only 40 people were injured when the bull jumped into the stands and began its fantastic rampage. take note of one helpful person, tugging on the multi-ton beast's tail.
slow clap.

look at this fucking bearded monkey

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Caquetá Titi Monkey

Photo credit: Javier Garcia, Conservation International

look at this fucking pachyderm car wash

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Look at this fucking eight-legged freak

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Courtesy of Matt Benchimol.

look at this fucking carnivorous deer

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Courtesy of Carson Cram.

Look at this fucking sexually misdiagnosed kitten

2010-08-06T14:42:00.001-04:00

Buster Kitten suprised us all after a month by revealing that he is actually a she. Since most cats couldn't care less what you call them, name suggestions?

look at this fucking high-performance donkey

2010-08-04T10:17:00.001-04:00

Delusions of grandeur, for sure.

look at this fucking sneaky seagull

2010-08-03T14:01:00.001-04:00

mmm, bud light with lime.

Look at this fucking wierd faced fucker

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