look at this fucking flying snake

Photograph by Tim Laman, National Geographic
There are specially adapted snakes in Singapore.
Some of these snakes can glide up to 100 meters.
Moral of the story: do not go to Singapore.

look at this fucking stupid snake

a python was feeling extra selfish and decided to swallow an entire alligator.
shortly thereafter, this happened.fail.
yes, we realize you are quite a large snake but you should typically avoid ingesting things that are almost your exact same size, dumbass.