look at this fucking regretful reptile

Alligator: 0, Electric Eel: 0.
You both lose.

look at this fucking territorial octopus

WARNING: Worst Narrator On Earth. You can easily mute this video and get the gist of what's happening.

look at this fucking awful set of chompers

Adam stares at the photo with a tingle in the back of his neck and a growing dryness in his throat. He reaches shakily for his pen and crosses Congo off his list of rivers to visit.
Photograph courtesy Todd Wendel/National Geographic Television

look at this fucking oarfish

we really need more deep ocean missions. there is some wild shit down there, and some of it happens to be huge.

look at this fucking mosquito laser

so if we set up laser fences that kill every passing female mosquito, won't all those male mosquitoes be really angry with us for killing all their women?
Males don't need to drink blood, but they will sure as hell want to.

look at this fucking famous Soviet

thanks to Time Magazine for the depressing photo essay about how we shoot animals into space. At least when humans go into space, they usually die from exploding before leaving our atmosphere.
Test animals make it into space, but then burn up on re-entry, or die from dehydration, starvation or drowning in the ocean.

look at this fucking imminent death

mouse, you dead.

Photo courtesy of Ryan Richards.

look at this fucking frozen coyote

Negative 28 degrees Fahrenheit is pretty damn cold.
Cold-ass weather: nature's taxidermy.

Whether or not this is staged, it's funny.

look at this fucking insect crime scene

someone call a tiny David Caruso!

look at this fucking frozen pigeon

You know it's cold in Philly when a pigeon simply keels over on the sidewalk.

-sent from Motorola Droid

look at this fucking stupid snake

a python was feeling extra selfish and decided to swallow an entire alligator.
shortly thereafter, this happened.fail.
yes, we realize you are quite a large snake but you should typically avoid ingesting things that are almost your exact same size, dumbass.