look at this fucking insect war

look at this fucking big-ballin cricket

Photograph courtesy Richard Richards, University of Derby for National Geographic
This cricket's testicles account for 14% of its body mass. For an average human male this would equate to a 22-pound sack.

look at this fucking pink eye

Photograph courtesy Piotr Naskrecki, Conservation International
 One of 40 new species of Leaf Katydid found in Papua New Guinea.

look at this fucking mothra

This ingenious pattern reminds me of a classic line spoken by California's current governor:
"two snakes, coming together, but they are one."

look at this fucking mosquito laser

so if we set up laser fences that kill every passing female mosquito, won't all those male mosquitoes be really angry with us for killing all their women?
Males don't need to drink blood, but they will sure as hell want to.

look at this fucking insect crime scene

someone call a tiny David Caruso!