look at this fucking nocturnal feast

Photograph by Beverly Joubert

look at this fucking gorgeous leopard

Photograph courtesy Deon De Villiers
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Look at this fucking domestic hippo

somehow this is terrifying

look at this fucking perturbed elephant

Photograph courtesy Martin Nyfeler
Africa is tough: mother elephant can't even get a drink without being annoyed by crocodiles. Good news to sympathetic vegetarians: these pachyderms escaped relatively unscathed and the reptile sauntered hungrily back into the Nile. Just be grateful next time you pour from your Brita® filter and a 2-meter living dinosaur doesn't jump out to bite your face.

look at this fucking pink fatty

Photograph by Will and Matt Burrard-Lucas, Barcroft/Fame Pictures

Look at this fucking wierd faced fucker

look at this fucking awful set of chompers

Adam stares at the photo with a tingle in the back of his neck and a growing dryness in his throat. He reaches shakily for his pen and crosses Congo off his list of rivers to visit.
Photograph courtesy Todd Wendel/National Geographic Television