look at this fucking oxymoron

Your move, Jumbo Shrimp.
Photograph courtesy Oceanlab, University of Aberdeen
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look at this fucking helpful hare

look at this fucking prickly handful

Courtesy of Casadilla

look at this fucking insect war

look at this fucking biblical shark birth

Photograph by Rodger Klein, Getty Images
A captive female zebra shark has displayed asexual reproduction for the fourth year running.
Read National Geographic's article about this astoundingly common process.

look at this fucking mimicry arms race

An octopus mimicking a fish becomes the background to another fish's mimicry. My head hurts.

look at these fucking suckling cubs

Courtesy of Aaron Buckley