Look at this fucking live-mounted puppy

Stuck in a wall. Classic.
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look at this fucking jubilant horse

look at this fucking step ladder

look at this fucking fuzzy overload

look at this fucking regretful reptile

Alligator: 0, Electric Eel: 0.
You both lose.

look at this fucking mosh-pit parrot

Thanks to Molly and her always-open attitude.

look at this fucking perplexing oddity

Photograph courtesy Laurence Madin, Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution
This 10cm segmented worm is actually called a squidworm.
Clever, I know.

look at this fucking purple octopus

Photograph courtesy Bedford Institute of Oceanography

look at these fucking narrated friends

look at this fucking USB attachment

Look at this fucking religious rodent

look at this fucking flying snake

Photograph by Tim Laman, National Geographic
There are specially adapted snakes in Singapore.
Some of these snakes can glide up to 100 meters.
Moral of the story: do not go to Singapore.

look at this fucking winged fisherman

Look at these fucking over-stimulated squirrels

look at this fucking perturbed elephant

Photograph courtesy Martin Nyfeler
Africa is tough: mother elephant can't even get a drink without being annoyed by crocodiles. Good news to sympathetic vegetarians: these pachyderms escaped relatively unscathed and the reptile sauntered hungrily back into the Nile. Just be grateful next time you pour from your Brita® filter and a 2-meter living dinosaur doesn't jump out to bite your face.

look at these fucking bear buddies

Photograph by Oliver Klink

Look at this fucking dancing puffin

look at these fucking deep-sea aliens

Look at this fucking yoda frog

look at this fucking albino moose

What are the odds of seeing two of these together? Pretty low.

look at this fucking cute mutant

Photo found by Carson Cram

look at this fucking canine gymnast

look at this fucking fearless feline

look at this fucking death from above

Photo found by Carson Cram

look at this fucking armored transport

look at these fucking organized flamingos

Photograph by Robert B. Haas, National Geographic

look at this fucking big-ballin cricket

Photograph courtesy Richard Richards, University of Derby for National Geographic
This cricket's testicles account for 14% of its body mass. For an average human male this would equate to a 22-pound sack.

look at this fucking independent woman

Photograph courtesy Lee Grismer, for National Geographic
This Vietnamese lizard is an all-female species which reproduces by cloning. This is good for the Mekong restaurants that serve the lizards, since every family will taste pretty much the same.

look at this fucking great hiding spot

Swat cat.

look at this fucking adorable baby seal

Photograph by Norbert Rosing
A baby Harp Seal rests on the ice, basking in its own cuteness.

look at these fucking adventurous goats

Photograph by Adriano Migliorati/Caters News
These Alpine Ibex have decided that the best way to get some salt in their diet is to climb an Italian dam and lick the stones.
I have no follow-up joke. That's just what they do.

look at this fucking iridescent arachnid

Photograph courtesy Keegan Rowlinson, WWF
The Blue-Fanged Tarantula dines on birds, and also apparently has a taste for pure fear.

look at this fucking psychedelic frog

Photograph courtesy Lars K., WWF
Poison dart frogs - cute but deadly.

look at this fucking boisterous ibex

look at this fucking persistent squirrel

Finally, a good use for a Slinky® besides those frustratingly unsatisfying staircase journeys. See Ace Ventura 2 for reference.

look at this fucking hi-5 of epic proportions

look at this fucking impatient frog

Photo Credit: CI / Stephen Richards
These newly discovered frogs skip the traditional tadpole phase and go from egg right to frog.
Slow your roll Mr Frog.

look at this fucking resistant kitty

OK, listen... No lis... Listen to me!

look at this fucking pink eye

Photograph courtesy Piotr Naskrecki, Conservation International
 One of 40 new species of Leaf Katydid found in Papua New Guinea.

look at this fucking dark sider

Photograph courtesy Kevin Raskoff, Monterey Peninsula College
Darth Vader would be proud, right before he destroyed the entire planet with the Death Star.

look at this fucking jumbo dumbo

Photograph courtesy Census of Marine Life
Two kilometers under the ocean surface, human-sized octopus-like creatures lurk in search of food. Luckily, your puny body would be crushed by the pressure before this thing ate you.

look at this fucking hungry seal

© 2010 National Geographic; video courtesy Daniel Zatz & USGS

look at this fucking enthusiastic devil

National Geographic Best Environmental Photograph.
Fucking awesome depth in this aerial photo.
Devil Rays off the coast of Baja California.
Photograph by Florian Schulz, EPOTY.org/Barcroft/Fame Pictures

look at this fucking pink fatty

Photograph by Will and Matt Burrard-Lucas, Barcroft/Fame Pictures

look at this fucking weakling

Man up and do your job.
or maybe the humans could make multiple trips and not traumatize the donkey.

look at this fucking transparent hermaphrodite

This 3cm carnivorous nudibranch - or 'sea slug' if you want to be a
dick about it - is laying quite an attractive mass of eggs.
Unsurprisingly-fitting marine biologist quote of the day:
"That was a treat." -Jeff Goddard, UCSB
Photo credit: Jeff Goddard

Look at this fucking confused ass dog

look at this fucking no-mess meal

This catfish has an armored shell, which allows indigenous Peruvians
to barbecue the fish whole then eat the meat directly out of the
built-in bowl. Delicious.
Photograph courtesy Paulo Petry

look at this fucking resourceful rodent

Well played, Mr Rodent.

Look at this fucking adorable hedgehog

Toothless has never been so cute.

Photo courtesy Precipitation Expert Carrie Paul

look at these fucking exhibitionist prairie dogs

Get a room, you two disgust me.

Guest blogger King Koopa

look at this fucking curious jaguar

lesson learned. nobody fucks with da caiman.

look at this fucking shark-eating whale

killer whale vs great white shark
mammals: 1 , fish: 0

look at this fucking giant goldfish

Angler Raphael Biagini reeled in this 14kg koi in Southern France.
Stick that in your koi pond. Too late, he released it. Good luck catching that monster yourself.

look at this fucking grazing baby

 

Photo courtesy Cohen North American Nature Photography, Maine Division

look at this fucking red squirrel

Photo courtesy Cohen North American Nature Photography, Maine Division

look at this fucking bike race

I think the humans are losing.

The Christmas Island Crab migration sounds like a horrifying
experience your first time, but I guess every first experience with
crabs would be horrible.

Photograph from Photolibrary

look at this fucking nut cracker

The Pacu fish - related to Piranhas - sports creepy human-like teeth
that it uses to crack open fruits and nuts.
When swimming in Brasil, make sure you protect your delicate nuts and fruits.

Photo © Julia Dorn/courtesy National Geographic Channel

look at this fucking drug-addled tiger

Some asshole tried to smuggle a tranquilized tiger out of Thailand,
thinking it would slip past authorities if it was stuffed in a
suitcase full of toys. Apparently this person has not heard of X-ray
equipment.
This really should be titled "look at this fucking douchebag Thai
woman" but there are no photos of her on National Geographic.
Photograph by Sakchai Lalit, AP

look at this fucking enormous pencil

That frog is full grown, so watch where you step in Borneo. One false
move with those fresh new Tims and you might wipe out an entire
species. Fortunately, they have a very loud croaking sound so you may
simply think you're hallucinating when you hear a frog and don't see
one.
Classic Borneo.

Photo courtesy: Indraneil Das, Institute of Biodiversity and
Environmental Conservation

Digital Herpetologist: Gabrielle Cohen

look at this fucking vengeful bull

unfortunately, only 40 people were injured when the bull jumped into the stands and began its fantastic rampage. take note of one helpful person, tugging on the multi-ton beast's tail.
slow clap.

look at this fucking bearded monkey

Caquetá Titi Monkey

Photo credit: Javier Garcia, Conservation International

look at this fucking pachyderm car wash

Look at this fucking eight-legged freak

Courtesy of Matt Benchimol.

look at this fucking carnivorous deer

Courtesy of Carson Cram.

Look at this fucking sexually misdiagnosed kitten

Buster Kitten suprised us all after a month by revealing that he is actually a she. Since most cats couldn't care less what you call them, name suggestions?

look at this fucking high-performance donkey

Delusions of grandeur, for sure.