Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Look at this fucking religious rodent

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

look at this fucking flying snake

Photograph by Tim Laman, National Geographic
There are specially adapted snakes in Singapore.
Some of these snakes can glide up to 100 meters.
Moral of the story: do not go to Singapore.

look at this fucking winged fisherman

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Look at these fucking over-stimulated squirrels

look at this fucking perturbed elephant

Photograph courtesy Martin Nyfeler

Africa is tough: mother elephant can't even get a drink without being annoyed by crocodiles. Good news to sympathetic vegetarians: these pachyderms escaped relatively unscathed and the reptile sauntered hungrily back into the Nile. Just be grateful next time you pour from your Brita® filter and a 2-meter living dinosaur doesn't jump out to bite your face.

Monday, November 22, 2010

look at these fucking bear buddies

Photograph by Oliver Klink

Friday, November 19, 2010

Look at this fucking dancing puffin

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Look at this fucking yoda frog

look at this fucking albino moose

What are the odds of seeing two of these together? Pretty low.

look at this fucking cute mutant

Photo found by Carson Cram

Monday, November 15, 2010

look at this fucking canine gymnast

Sunday, November 14, 2010

look at this fucking fearless feline

look at this fucking death from above

Photo found by Carson Cram

look at this fucking armored transport

Thursday, November 11, 2010

look at these fucking organized flamingos

Photograph by Robert B. Haas, National Geographic

look at this fucking big-ballin cricket

Photograph courtesy Richard Richards, University of Derby for National Geographic
This cricket's testicles account for 14% of its body mass. For an average human male this would equate to a 22-pound sack.

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

look at this fucking independent woman

Photograph courtesy Lee Grismer, for National Geographic
This Vietnamese lizard is an all-female species which reproduces by cloning. This is good for the Mekong restaurants that serve the lizards, since every family will taste pretty much the same.

Monday, November 08, 2010

look at this fucking great hiding spot

Swat cat.

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

look at this fucking adorable baby seal

Photograph by Norbert Rosing
A baby Harp Seal rests on the ice, basking in its own cuteness.

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

look at these fucking adventurous goats

Photograph by Adriano Migliorati/Caters News
These Alpine Ibex have decided that the best way to get some salt in their diet is to climb an Italian dam and lick the stones.
I have no follow-up joke. That's just what they do.