Wednesday, March 31, 2010

look at this fucking awful set of chompers

Adam stares at the photo with a tingle in the back of his neck and a growing dryness in his throat. He reaches shakily for his pen and crosses Congo off his list of rivers to visit.
Photograph courtesy Todd Wendel/National Geographic Television

Thursday, March 25, 2010

look at this fucking love-hate relationship

Well, it's a love-hate relationship for me, because that large dog-beast is awesome, but I don't much care for the small rat atop it's back.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

look at this fucking mothra

This ingenious pattern reminds me of a classic line spoken by California's current governor:
"two snakes, coming together, but they are one."

Friday, March 12, 2010

look at this fucking oarfish

we really need more deep ocean missions. there is some wild shit down there, and some of it happens to be huge.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Look at this fucking Goth penguin

Yea go watch Twilight again, bird loser.

-Adam Fram

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

look at this fucking smart octopus

this mollusk can imitate the mannerisms, color, texture, and shape of a variety of other sea creatures.
as soon as an octopus discovers the concept of "holding your breath" and decides to explore land, we are screwed.

Monday, March 01, 2010

look at this fucking satisfied lioness

insert sex-themed caption.

look at these fucking reckless lobsters

Some small sharks are also risking it all for a snack.