Thursday, February 25, 2010

look at these fucking intelligent hunters

This is not sad. Do not feel bad for the seal. These whales deserved this meal, and the whale children learned some invaluable skills.
Probably available on the Discovery Channel if youtube deletes the video.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

look at this fucking mosquito laser

so if we set up laser fences that kill every passing female mosquito, won't all those male mosquitoes be really angry with us for killing all their women?
Males don't need to drink blood, but they will sure as hell want to.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

look at this fucking helpful kitty

look at this fucking helpful kitty. apparently the spca was right. you give help, and they'll help you back. now if only my kitten would empty its own fucking litterbox.

look at this fucking hungry hungry frog

look at this fucking starving frog. global warming is the least of our worries, looks like SBP is killing off our bug population. and we cant only have toads on this planet.. now can we?

Monday, February 15, 2010

look at this fucking sluggish carpool

i'd love to see this reversed too.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

look at these fucking alphabetized cats

well they're not organized by color or pattern, so maybe age? ferocity? mass?

Monday, February 08, 2010

look at this fuckin gorilla chilla

i wonder if he licks poisonous insects to get a buzz.

Friday, February 05, 2010

look at this fucking famous Soviet

thanks to Time Magazine for the depressing photo essay about how we shoot animals into space. At least when humans go into space, they usually die from exploding before leaving our atmosphere.
Test animals make it into space, but then burn up on re-entry, or die from dehydration, starvation or drowning in the ocean.

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

look at this fucking meteorologist rodent

Gee thanks, Phil, for the prediction of six more freezing weeks.
However, you are a glorified rat, so i hope you're wrong.

look at these fucking territorial coyotes

A pack of five coyotes were spotted from my aunt and uncle's backyard in Massachusetts.
Now the family dogs aren't allowed outside.
Hey coyote! Can't you see the fence? Humans live here.
Oh wait, coyote's don't care about fences. Or humans.
Nature wins. Bummer.

Monday, February 01, 2010

look at this fucking landscaping grouper

pay attention Mr Fish, you're giving all these bums places to live in your neighborhood.
i especially dislike the shifty eyes of that wrasse.