look at this fucking drug-addled tiger

Some asshole tried to smuggle a tranquilized tiger out of Thailand,
thinking it would slip past authorities if it was stuffed in a
suitcase full of toys. Apparently this person has not heard of X-ray
equipment.
This really should be titled "look at this fucking douchebag Thai
woman" but there are no photos of her on National Geographic.
Photograph by Sakchai Lalit, AP

look at this fucking enormous pencil

That frog is full grown, so watch where you step in Borneo. One false
move with those fresh new Tims and you might wipe out an entire
species. Fortunately, they have a very loud croaking sound so you may
simply think you're hallucinating when you hear a frog and don't see
one.
Classic Borneo.

Photo courtesy: Indraneil Das, Institute of Biodiversity and
Environmental Conservation

Digital Herpetologist: Gabrielle Cohen

look at this fucking vengeful bull

unfortunately, only 40 people were injured when the bull jumped into the stands and began its fantastic rampage. take note of one helpful person, tugging on the multi-ton beast's tail.
slow clap.

look at this fucking bearded monkey

Caquetá Titi Monkey

Photo credit: Javier Garcia, Conservation International

look at this fucking pachyderm car wash

Look at this fucking eight-legged freak

Courtesy of Matt Benchimol.

look at this fucking carnivorous deer

Courtesy of Carson Cram.

Look at this fucking sexually misdiagnosed kitten

Buster Kitten suprised us all after a month by revealing that he is actually a she. Since most cats couldn't care less what you call them, name suggestions?

look at this fucking high-performance donkey

Delusions of grandeur, for sure.

look at this fucking sneaky seagull

mmm, bud light with lime.

Look at this fucking wierd faced fucker

Look at this fucking napoleon complex havin' squid

Fram Edit: The Humboldt Squid is much smaller than the giant or colossal squids that usually make headlines. However, this smaller beast is agile, intelligent and incredibly strong. Kevlar, which is 20x the strength of steel and is used in most bulletproof vests, was used to test the bite strength of the squid's beak. The squid bit the kevlar in half.
Do I hear Squid Bullets?

Look at this fucking worlds tiniest octopus