look at this fucking pink fatty

Photograph by Will and Matt Burrard-Lucas, Barcroft/Fame Pictures

look at this fucking weakling

Man up and do your job.
or maybe the humans could make multiple trips and not traumatize the donkey.

look at this fucking transparent hermaphrodite

This 3cm carnivorous nudibranch - or 'sea slug' if you want to be a
dick about it - is laying quite an attractive mass of eggs.
Unsurprisingly-fitting marine biologist quote of the day:
"That was a treat." -Jeff Goddard, UCSB
Photo credit: Jeff Goddard

Look at this fucking confused ass dog

look at this fucking no-mess meal

This catfish has an armored shell, which allows indigenous Peruvians
to barbecue the fish whole then eat the meat directly out of the
built-in bowl. Delicious.
Photograph courtesy Paulo Petry

look at this fucking resourceful rodent

Well played, Mr Rodent.

Look at this fucking adorable hedgehog

Toothless has never been so cute.

Photo courtesy Precipitation Expert Carrie Paul

look at these fucking exhibitionist prairie dogs

Get a room, you two disgust me.

Guest blogger King Koopa

look at this fucking curious jaguar

lesson learned. nobody fucks with da caiman.

look at this fucking shark-eating whale

killer whale vs great white shark
mammals: 1 , fish: 0

look at this fucking giant goldfish

Angler Raphael Biagini reeled in this 14kg koi in Southern France.
Stick that in your koi pond. Too late, he released it. Good luck catching that monster yourself.

look at this fucking grazing baby

 

Photo courtesy Cohen North American Nature Photography, Maine Division

look at this fucking red squirrel

Photo courtesy Cohen North American Nature Photography, Maine Division

look at this fucking bike race

I think the humans are losing.

The Christmas Island Crab migration sounds like a horrifying
experience your first time, but I guess every first experience with
crabs would be horrible.

Photograph from Photolibrary

look at this fucking nut cracker

The Pacu fish - related to Piranhas - sports creepy human-like teeth
that it uses to crack open fruits and nuts.
When swimming in Brasil, make sure you protect your delicate nuts and fruits.

Photo © Julia Dorn/courtesy National Geographic Channel