look at this fucking iridescent arachnid

Photograph courtesy Keegan Rowlinson, WWF
The Blue-Fanged Tarantula dines on birds, and also apparently has a taste for pure fear.

look at this fucking psychedelic frog

Photograph courtesy Lars K., WWF
Poison dart frogs - cute but deadly.

look at this fucking boisterous ibex

look at this fucking persistent squirrel

Finally, a good use for a Slinky® besides those frustratingly unsatisfying staircase journeys. See Ace Ventura 2 for reference.

look at this fucking hi-5 of epic proportions

look at this fucking impatient frog

Photo Credit: CI / Stephen Richards
These newly discovered frogs skip the traditional tadpole phase and go from egg right to frog.
Slow your roll Mr Frog.

look at this fucking resistant kitty

OK, listen... No lis... Listen to me!

look at this fucking pink eye

Photograph courtesy Piotr Naskrecki, Conservation International
 One of 40 new species of Leaf Katydid found in Papua New Guinea.

look at this fucking dark sider

Photograph courtesy Kevin Raskoff, Monterey Peninsula College
Darth Vader would be proud, right before he destroyed the entire planet with the Death Star.

look at this fucking jumbo dumbo

Photograph courtesy Census of Marine Life
Two kilometers under the ocean surface, human-sized octopus-like creatures lurk in search of food. Luckily, your puny body would be crushed by the pressure before this thing ate you.

look at this fucking hungry seal

© 2010 National Geographic; video courtesy Daniel Zatz & USGS

look at this fucking enthusiastic devil

National Geographic Best Environmental Photograph.
Fucking awesome depth in this aerial photo.
Devil Rays off the coast of Baja California.
Photograph by Florian Schulz, EPOTY.org/Barcroft/Fame Pictures