look at these fucking suckling cubs

Courtesy of Aaron Buckley

look at this fucking good-natured grizzly

True, this may be a Kodiak, but alliteration trumps biological accuracy.

Courtesy of Casey Catelli.

look at this fucking biscuit

I'm breaking my own rule and posting a photo I took of something cute and friendly. So sue me.

look this fucking vertically-challenged canine

look at this fucking fearless douche

That seal would destroy you in a second. Why disturb her slumber?

look at these fucking surfing geese

look at this fucking azure lizard

Photograph courtesy Lutz Obelgonner, WWF

look at these fucking creepy toes

Bush-meat is such an odd concept to begin with, why would you ever think it's efficient to eat these adorable little tarsiers?
Photograph courtesy Geoff Deehan

look at this fucking mammal battle

Aside from being delusional and barbaric, this man is a great candidate for the Darwin Awards.

look at this fucking gluttonous pelican

look at this fucking insatiable bullfrog

look at this fucking scuba spider

This is one of few spiders species where the male is larger than the female. Also they spend their entire lives underwater. Cue horror.

Look at this fucking magician

Photograph courtesy Roger Hanlon, Marine Biological Laboratory
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look at these fucking timelapse birds

Look at this fucking recycled bedroom

look at this fucking voyeuristic deer

The bang sandwich doesn't surprise me, but the casual onlooker? Interesting.

Photo sent in by my mom.

look at this fucking mammal connection

Courtesy of Gab C, the Youtube G

look at this fucking fearless flightless bird

look at this fucking gun-toting goat

Reminds me of a certain special Dr Seuss book.

look at this fucking recessive trait

look at this fucking mariokart weapon

Not quite a blue shell, a red shell or even a lowly green shell, but still fast and deadly.

look at this fucking tousled chipmunk

let me fix your hair!

look at this fucking symbiotic shitter

This bat sleeps in pitcher plants for protection, and the plant benefits from the nutrients in the bat's guano. Truly a horrifying relationship.
Photograph courtesy Holger Bohn

look at this fucking pampered king

look at this fucking crafty cephalopod

look at this fucking love story

Look at this fucking domestic hippo

somehow this is terrifying

look at this fucking bat wang

Courtesy of SKilroy.