look at these fucking frat toads

cane toads can inflate their bodies to make their size seem unappetizing to predators, and also to appear bigger and bulkier when that one cheerleader toad walks by the frogpong table.
male cane toads frequently wrestle for mates, and a recent discovery shows that females also inflate their bodies to make sure they get the biggest, strongest and simply best-dressed male toad in the swamp.
click me but be gentle